ryan buynak: writer, crazy poet, philosopher, teller of tall tales...

slide 1slide 2slide 3slide 4slide 5slide 6slide 7slide 8slide 9slide 10Page 11Page 12Page 13Page 14Page 15Page 16To Do:- Pick up dry cleaning- Do the dishes- Purchase White Devil from Puppy Jones- Buy beer- Walk the dog- Buy cigs- Smoke- Drink (the beer)- Make a website- CHECK- Apologize (for what?)- Read poetry (live)- Don't go to hellslide 1slide 2"Ryan Buynak's poetry should not be read in front of an open flame." - Erol, Professional Whiskey ExpertNY, NYslide 3

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Ryan Buynak lives in New York City. He writes poetry for "people who don't know shit about poetry." Ryan has published a few words in a few literary magazines around the country, and in a few anthologies. His first chapbook, Enjoy the Regrets (Three Rooms Press, 2008), made a very tiny impact in New York. His first real book, Yo Quiero Mas Sangre: Random Acts of Poetry by Ryan Buynak (Three Rooms Press, 2009), is an acerbic curse like no other, proving there are no limits to the written word. It is available almost everywhere, and huge in Berlin. Other than that, he is a sonofabitch. Don't believe anything he says. He adds, "My heart feels like a crocodile."slide 4"Ryan Buynak's poetry is like eating dirt!"- Vernon,UnemployedVernon's World, Harlem

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LIVE

June 10 7:30...Sacred Grounds Cafe, SanFranJune 12 8:00 PM...Stories Bookstore/Cafe, L.A.Oct 9 5:00 PM...Cornelia St. Cafe, NYCOct 26 6:00 PM...Yippie Cafe, NYCMarch 5 7:00 PM...Hickory St. Bar and Grill, Austin TXslide 6

Werds

okay, that'll beChicken fingers,Grilled Veggie Sandwich with fries instead of greens,the Lentil Salad,Salmon Sandwich with a house salad,a coffeeand a ginger tea.

from:
Of Employment
Yo Quiero Mas Sangre

For more crazy werds go to coyoteblood.blogspot.comslide 7

...Other Werds

Make your smile as sweet as the sea And I still want to put my face on your face foreverI was just writing, "I hope you are proud of me." And she just wrote, "I am proud of you."

from:

Read My Mind

Yo Quiero Mas Sangre

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"Ryan Buynak is the Martin Heidegger of poetry.." AveryAward-Winning Director of "Trees to Meet You"NY, NYslide 9

Compra el libro

Amazon.com

Barnes & Noble

Strand NYC

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"Devil Bastards!"

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Ryan's Amigos

Altamont Apparelbe ryan's fanHickory StreetOut of Print Clothing Tiffany DittlerDevendra BanhartI Love That SongThe Glorious VeinsNames in a Jarerol's pseudo-blogWe Are Country MiceThree Rooms PressCity Light BooksHue Rhodes' blogNathaniel Bellowsthe Orlando MagicsPeter ChocolateBeth Ann Sweezerryan's blog5 BoroThe Alternate SideI PathOut of OurPITCHFORKBird & BeckettStories BookstoreABC LiquorsTom RhodesThe Cameo TheaterCady WireLouis C.K.Pearl JamKings of LeonValencia Community Collegeryan's twitternarcotics anonymousCopper Canyon PressBon IverHue Rhodes TwitterThe LanaloguePage 13Page 14Page 15

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Page 16We have to create it or destroy it to live it.bffbf...ummm...from the future immemorial adventures of ryan buynak665 flavors of poetry... Don't go to hell.p.s. coyote blood will kill you